Just Wow

Indifference, the one thing almost guaranteed to get you attention from a bird.

 

Get tae ****. You've never had a burd in yer life.

 

Very true.

 

Busted by super sleuth ST. Who hangs about so many gay bars he was bound to catch me out eventually.

 

Try your best not to spurt inside a woman and wait for the reaction. Just think of ST in his leotard sweating profusely as he rides his tricycle to work.

Nothing they hate more than not being able to make a guy ejaculate. They feel they are inadequate and useless.

I could be a right **** when I wanted to be.

 

Nothing says "I love and adore you" more than shooting yer muck over her coupon

 

When she asks you "do you love her" and you answer "I'm riding you,aren't I",gets them every time.

 

You old romantic you.

 

And they reciprocate by making ye a nice sandwich afterwards.

 

I have always found that eating her pussy is the best way to get a woman on your side .

Plus I do like the taste .

 

It's awfully moreish.

 

I've found that , yes . Although I do have tendency to develope a rash on my chin . So much so I now have a beard reminiscent of ZZ Top in their prime .

 

I find a decent stubble adds to the fun, I prefer to be clean shaven myself though.