Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

#prayforrhc


LUV TEXT HIM!

 

Maybe he spoke to the vampires and he's been filming for three days

 

So the possibilities.....

1, Kidnapped by badgers

2, Attacked by female vampires

3, Locked in the cheese cellar

I'd deffo go for option 2, always had a thing for lady vampires

Right back to work

In the office today and working some of my lunch to leave early

Have a good un!

 

Actually I ve got it

He got his laptop Sat right, got straight onto granny German sex and he cant tear himself away, thats it!

 

in serious the fella has had falls and such and got injured before so god knows what's up. item 4 could be fell over back gate and borke leg/neck/arm/head while drunk. option 5 could be the same but in public area.

it might not be a joking matter lads.

 

I'm finishing at 3pm today. Registry office for the bambino's birth registration and then school for the eldest's parent's evening

 

I think most of us suspect this (whatever "this" may be) already pal

 

but we joke about it anyway right?

got it.

 

Now now MITO

Read back a couple of pages where we ask Saint or Luv to text him and talking about how we're concerned about him mate

 

Is your eldest good? Or are you expecting ear ache off the teachers?

 

Doesn't this go against the board's new policy of not focussing on one poster

 

i did, i am only messing now.

 

So there's still a chance to put a Luis, Daniel, Phillipe or Steven in there

 

where are these policies written down and why did none of you lot bother to worry about me last week.. thats what i want to know

 

put all of them,

 

Can never tell with you, hard to read!

(As in your tone, not what you write)

 

I did ask, cant remember the thread

Where was you?

 

i was in siberia in a gulag.

f'n putin and his re-education laws. Us lesbos are in danger in russia.


no seriously i was in detroit and then up state new york and it was -14 degrees there and snow everywhere.

 

You serious? RHC would be joking about it too, that's how he is! I have no doubt he will take everything that as been said in good jest once he returns. Its not like posters haven't shown concern for his whereabouts is it

Obviously not serious then

 

He's the clever one but he has my attention span