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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Indifference, the one thing almost guaranteed to get you attention from a bird.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Get tae ****. You've never had a burd in yer life.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Very true.
     
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  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Busted by super sleuth ST. Who hangs about so many gay bars he was bound to catch me out eventually.
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Try your best not to spurt inside a woman and wait for the reaction. Just think of ST in his leotard sweating profusely as he rides his tricycle to work.

    Nothing they hate more than not being able to make a guy ejaculate. They feel they are inadequate and useless.

    I could be a right **** when I wanted to be.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nothing says "I love and adore you" more than shooting yer muck over her coupon <ok>
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    When she asks you "do you love her" and you answer "I'm riding you,aren't I",gets them every time.
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You old romantic you.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    And they reciprocate by making ye a nice sandwich afterwards.
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Being a feminist in Britain these days is like being an abolitionist in America.
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I have always found that eating her pussy is the best way to get a woman on your side .

    Plus I do like the taste .<ok>
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    It's awfully moreish.
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I've found that , yes . Although I do have tendency to develope a rash on my chin . So much so I now have a beard reminiscent of ZZ Top in their prime .
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I find a decent stubble adds to the fun, I prefer to be clean shaven myself though.
     
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