Cortese's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

I'm with you LTL. Although the one massive learning point here is that government officials shouldn't be so careless with information when there's weasels hiding in the bushes.

 

I'm going to patent a piece of cardboard that you can use to keep documents safe. I'm going to call it......a folder.

 

It'll never take off

 

Not606 community active this evening

 

Just watching a bit of RT on freeview. It's quite...interesting.

 

Since I entered the glorious world of employment I have had to use my free time sparingly.

 

Took the words out of my mouth! This normally happens Friday or Saturday when everyone's out getting drunk.

 

I've been making pancakes. Bad ones.

 

I've been filming my flatmate butchering them.

 

Pancakes are difficult to get right. Mine turned out crepe.

 

I only had wholewheat bread flour. Basically I made flat bread.

 

My, there is some rubbish on tv. Strange addictions is on in the background, some woman who eats toilet rolls. Begs the question, what does she wipe her arse with? Toast?

 

I suppose what she saves on food she can afford to spend on fancy, edible toilet paper.

 

Can't watch anymore of this, now some woman that eats toilet cleanser. Dread to think what strange addiction will be next. Probably some funny looking guy who is addicted to supporting Portsmouth. Now that would be strange.

 

Right, really is time to go to bed, there is now some weirdo who has married a blow up doll and has dinner with them and some woman who has slept with a switched on hair dryer for 24 years.

You couldn't make it up could you? HELP

 

Mmmmmm, Marmite.

 

Anyone been watching True Detective?

Matthew mchoonaghy and woody harrelson are incredible

 

I submitted edible toilet paper to /r/crazyideas, using a throwaway account created by someone else in a different /r/crazyideas post.

 

Pubic_Throwaway. Nice.

 

The password is the same as the username. Go nuts.