Chudfest The Insertor John Coffee (not Cawfey) Old Sport Old Snakehips Fernando James Slither Raper Phillip Djorkaeff Spadger
Was at my mate Esquire's empty when I was 16, was hounding my burd for my hole and it was common knowledge to everyone she wasn't putting out, anyway she was getting drunker and drunker and ended up putting out but we had nowhere to do it except the floor of Esquire's room, but my other mate Scan was lying on the bed out of the game in his own sick, snoring pure loudly so we thought it'd be safe enough. Well so happens Scan woke up during it but just lay there and never said anything as I gave her a lengthing so the next day he told everyone and I got the nickname, due to her being adamant I wasn't getting any earlier in the evening.
^^^ Plankton Single cell organism The autistic dyslexic Larry the loopy lefty Cyrill the Socialist Free loader Frank
There was a boy at school, one of the hardest in our year, top ten, his nickname was "Boss". Saw him for the first time since school 20 years after leaving in what seems to be his local and they all call him "Boss" in the pub. "Grow up you sad ****" I mused.
