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Religious Football XI

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  1. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    So as not to derail Bluffs thread too much I thought I'd try and put together a team of Biblical proportions on this thread:

    ............................Leviticus Yashin.................

    Markus Bible.......Remi Moses.....Saul Campbell......Colin Prophett

    Jesus Navas....King Solomon Kalou....Charlie Adam....Mohammed Salah

    .....................Jewninho...........God (Robbie)......


    Subs: Mark Lazarus, Ryan (Tower of) Babel, Jermaine Genesis, Jordan Henderson, Isaih Rankin, and last but not least....Wayne Rooney (he's the donkey obviously).

    Manager: Psalm Allardyce


    Any further suggestions?
     
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  2. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Surely Moses has to be on the wing?
     
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  3. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

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    Eve Banagea

    Garden of Eden Hazard
     
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    King Gerrard.

    #stevieisherrodindisguise
     
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    Billy wtf was you thinking when you came up with this? <laugh>
     
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    He's been toking skunk.<whistle>
     
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    Defo. <laugh>
     
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  8. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    I've seen the light maaaaan :grin:


    IBWT that's Remi Moses not Victor Moses....looks like I'm not alone in having toked too much <whistle>
     
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  9. InBiscanWeTrust

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    I know, I wa thinking of having Victor on the wing. Can never have too many moses' <ok>
     
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  10. InBiscanWeTrust

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    What about Noah Hickey?

    [video=youtube;MQbBTPcIDbs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=MQbBTPcIDbs[/video]
     
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  11. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Thought you should have come up with some kind of non believer anyway you.....Daniel Agg(nostic)er

    Edit: Daniel Aggernostic is much better <doh>
     
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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Fernando "Judas" Torres <whistle>
     
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    Ian St.John
     
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  14. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    You can never have too many Kings either:

    Marlon Kings I
    Ledley Kings II

    The mancs have lots of crosses so should sign Roque Santa Cruz(ifix) <laugh>

    The deadly duo of Harry Kane and Abel Xavier....

    I'm on fire tonight <diva> Michael Tonges...of fire
     
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    Are they going to ground share with Gillingham at "Priestfield"?
     
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  16. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    I went out with a chinese girl once who wouldn't let me bite her neck <ok> Kept saying her name was Noah Hickey <whistle>
     
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    Angel Rangel
     
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    Mass Exodus from OT when they're 2-0 down with 30 to go.
     
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  19. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Radhi "Jihad" Jaïdi
     
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    Sven-Koran Eriksson.
     
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