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Alan Pardew

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Warmir Pouchov, Mar 3, 2014.

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How should the devil incarnate Pardew be dealth with?

Poll closed Mar 6, 2014.

  1. Decapitation

    1 vote(s)
    2.1%

  2. Electrocution

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. Firing squad

    1 vote(s)
    2.1%

  4. Gas chamber

    2 vote(s)
    4.3%

  5. Public Hanging

    3 vote(s)
    6.4%

  6. Lethal injection

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  7. Stoning

    4 vote(s)
    8.5%

  8. Crucifixion (he is a saint afterall)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  9. Dismemberment (just for JPF)

    2 vote(s)
    4.3%

  10. Hung, drawn and quartered (just for our not606 resident)

    3 vote(s)
    6.4%

  11. Garrote (popular with the French so the squad might like this one)

    3 vote(s)
    6.4%

  12. Death by Pennywell (you have to live there for 1 year - guaranteed suicide)

    7 vote(s)
    14.9%

  13. None everyone should just grow a pair

    21 vote(s)
    44.7%
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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I think it is only fair we run a poll to decide the most appropriate death for Alan Pardew following the heinous murder he committed at the weekend

    Please note others can see your vote so will know if you are in fact a big jessie.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 3, 2014
  2. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Thought it was Pards that was a big Jessie.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 3, 2014
  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    ****a ducka, spelling mistake, how do I edit a poll? <laugh>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 3, 2014
  4. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    It's a cruel fate, but Pennywell it is... <devil>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Mar 3, 2014
  5. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Went for dismemberment. Whip off the goolies! It's at least one form of "sacking"...
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Mar 3, 2014
  6. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

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    I love a good crucifixion
     
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    lady-eleanor, Mar 3, 2014
  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Hahahahahaha!
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Mar 3, 2014
  8. Hugh Briss

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    Can we apply any of these to Jose Mourinho for his eye-thumbing incident?

    Or perhaps retrospectively for Eric Cantona after his Kung Fu attack on a member of the public?

    No, didn't think so!
     
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    Hugh Briss, Mar 3, 2014
  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    No and before you say it, its a no to SAF for the Beckham incident. This is a purely Pardew based witch hunt, I don't want anything distracting from that.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 3, 2014
  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>

    &#8220;If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.&#8221;
    &#8213; Lenny Bruce
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 3, 2014

  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    A little video to promote the stoning option:

    [video=youtube;ffwFXGPRDu4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffwFXGPRDu4[/video]
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 3, 2014
  12. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Pardew's homosexual tendencies towards Meyler can only be rewarded with a biblical punishment, surely? That said, I'm open minded and a few "hail mary's" will suffice.

    That said, in terms of murder, he's guilty on few counts - Sunderland home, when he murdered passion, Tottenham home, when he murdered the crowd, Cardiff home in the cup, when he murdered hope.
     
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    Lord Jonjomort, Mar 3, 2014
  13. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    You'll just have to dealth with it in your own way.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 3, 2014
  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Don't forget that January 2012 trip to Tenerife before the cup game with Brighton when he was guilty of....................

    [video=youtube;BsISfQAXE60]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsISfQAXE60[/video]
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 3, 2014
  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Thanks AB helpful as always
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 3, 2014
  16. Agent Bruce

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    I do try.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 3, 2014
  17. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

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    Love it also last night on Top Gear, James May tried to crucifie someone . I can see it coming back.
     
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    lady-eleanor, Mar 3, 2014
  18. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    when I had seen my name up there, I just had to vote for myself <ok>

    we've done a lot of hanging before at Gallowgate, one more won't make much of a difference
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Mar 3, 2014
  19. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    There is some talk of a massive points deduction being handed out...If this comes to fruition then I believe the votes for his execution would go through the roof..<laugh>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Mar 3, 2014
  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I've gone for death by Pennywell as it would be interesting to see.
    He'll deffo leave a lot of DNA heritege around the estate...
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 3, 2014
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