lol - love the comments. Messed up big style this week, i just cannot resist the urge of those big punts. Always works in the lower leagues and Wigan are normally a good punt in the FA Cup but when it comes to Prem, there is the elite and there is the elite and i clearly still have not learned that lesson yet! Now i know why i don't normally play with the big boys You lads let me down with my Swansea punt...I had a choice back the Swans or her indoors favourite team (Liverpool)
[SUP][/SUP] Is Michelle your daughter then Musty? You're telling us she knows nothing about footie? That would be superb.
yeh Michelle is my daughter and no she certainly is not an octopus (that I know off). All she knows about footie is I am a Swans fan and obviously Manure, Chelski etc. if she was the octopus doing those world cup predictions I would be enjoying life now instead of having to get up at 430 am tomorrow to go to work
This week Punters Club has put me in mind of the dance floor at Flares (for those from far afield, a "discotheque" on Swansea's 'Kingsway' that was a particular favourite of mine back in the early noughties....it was dark and seedy, and played awful music. I believe there was a chain of them up and down the UK but Swansea's in particular was seedy...the kind of place a young man went when he was "on a losing streak" but was too tight to pay for an evening at 'Studio 95'...don't ask) At the start of punters club (much like Flares at 9pm ish) the punters were full of hope, best intentions and unbridled joy (ok "joy" is pushing it a bit)...but by 'Round 28' (about midnight Flares time) there is the distinct smell of desperation in the air and an awful lot of minge...a LOT of minge....more minge than even I know what to do with...on the floor. So here I am just gone midnight at Flares, sorry...Punters Club, perusing the bountiful "fanny" all around me grooving away and I'm afraid I'm going to have to plump for DaiSwanHuws(ahem!)Mate...you're coming home with me Dai. You are 'minge of the week' and I've got a big cock for you to suck on back at chez Terror, will probably pack you off in the morning with a shag, a snog and a few whispered sweet nothings in your ear....probably pass on calling you back though! Aaaaahh yes....Flares...wonderful establishment, as long as you weren't fussy. To be honest a nice big pair of tits was enough to get me interested....and talking of a nice big pair of tits, Simply Posh (...dramatic pause) and brb (our esteemed super mods) are still slumming it boogying on down, working up a sweat, here at Punters Club. To be honest Simply Posh is starting to look a bit worse for wear but brb still has his eyes on the stars and is busy vigorously busting some moves. Can Swanselona cut in on the mod dance though? Shellbelle is obviously Punters Club's answer to John Travolta and she's back on form this week. Neveroffsidereff and DaiSwan are having a ding dong battle, the bouncers may have to ask them to leave soon. Marsupial, wil.i.am, beppeswan and Daimungeezer are propping up the bar trying to look cool. Will one of them make a move soon though? Whereas the likes of MikraSwan, Mustyfrog, Outsider and myself are firmly in the gutter having been ejected. Anyway, enough of the bullshit... The "gonna be's"; Neveroffsidereff (+£26.70), Shellbelle (+£19), Falseteeth (+£11.30) and brb (+£4.90). The "never gonna be's"; Terrorwit (-£30), DaiSwan (-£30), Glamexile (-£16.70), Simply Posh (-£16.40), will.i.am (-£16.40), Mustyfrog (-£15.60), Swanselona (-£15.60), MikraSwan, Marsupial, Daimungeezer and beppeswan (all -£9.50)...and Outsider who managed to lose a single, solitary pound. AFTER ROUND 28 (Round 26 M.I.A.) Code: [table="width: 400, class: grid, align: left"] [tr="bgcolor:#ccc"][td]Pos[/td][td]Name[/td][td]Balance[/td][/tr] [tr][td]1[/td][td]Shellbelle[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £93.10[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]2[/td][td]Neveroffsidereff[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £35.48[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]3[/td][td]DaiSwanHuwsMate[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £3.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]4[/td][td]brb[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £25.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]5[/td][td]Glamexile[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £43.20[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]6[/td][td]Marsupial[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £93.50[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]7[/td][td]will.i.am[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£95.20[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]8[/td][td]beppeswan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£98[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]9[/td][td]Daimungeezer[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£98.40[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]10[/td][td]Simply Posh[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£114.70[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]11[/td][td]Falseteeth[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£158.20[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]12[/td][td]Swanselona[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£181.43[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]13[/td][td]Mikraswan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£191.90[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]14[/td][td]Mustyfrog[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£210.30[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]15[/td][td]Outsider[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£240.10[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]16[/td][td]Terrorwit[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£294.90[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [/table]
I take full responsibility for Sunday's result not only did I dare to mention Murray getting his 1st PL goal this season but I backed us to win on thsi thread for the 1st time this season - sorry lads it wont happen again (although in my defence I did feel a bit sick watching the 2nd half )
Pardon!! All I can say is BOOM!!!!!! Three winners, get in. Now to catch Shellbelle up, and leave Dai in my wake.
AFTER ROUND 29 (Round 26 M.I.A.) Code: [table="width: 400, class: grid, align: left"] [tr="bgcolor:#ccc"][td]Pos[/td][td]Name[/td][td]Balance[/td][/tr] [tr][td]1[/td][td]Shellbelle[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £96.10[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]2[/td][td]brb[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £94.20[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]3[/td][td]Neveroffsidereff[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £27.98[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]4[/td][td]DaiSwan[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £17.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]5[/td][td]Glamexile[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £14[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]6[/td][td]will.i.am[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £67.40[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]7[/td][td]Daimungeezer[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£79.70[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]8[/td][td]Simply Posh[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£84[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]9[/td][td]marsupial[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£102.50[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]10[/td][td]beppeswan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£128[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]11[/td][td]Falseteeth[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£137.20[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]12[/td][td]Swanselona[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£188.43[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]13[/td][td]mustyfrog[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£191.60[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]14[/td][td]Mikraswan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£211.90[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]15[/td][td]Outsider[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£226.10[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]16[/td][td]Terrorwit[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£246.40[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [/table]
AFTER ROUND 30 (Round 26 M.I.A.) Code: [table="width: 400, class: grid, align: left"] [tr="bgcolor:#ccc"][td]Pos[/td][td]Name[/td][td]Balance[/td][/tr] [tr][td]1[/td][td]Shellbelle[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £88.10[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]2[/td][td]brb[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £64.20[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]3[/td][td]Neveroffsidereff[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £27.28[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]4[/td][td]DaiSwan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £2.20[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]5[/td][td]Glamexile[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £30.40[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]6[/td][td]Daimungeezer[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £81.70[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]7[/td][td]will.i.am[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£82.10[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]8[/td][td]Simply Posh[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£84.70[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]9[/td][td]marsupial[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£110.50[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]10[/td][td]falseteeth[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£138.30[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]11[/td][td]beppeswan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£158[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]12[/td][td]Swanselona[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£190.43[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]13[/td][td]mustyfrog[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£205.90[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]14[/td][td]Mikraswan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£213.90[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]15[/td][td]Outsider[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£231.10[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [tr][td]16[/td][td]Terrorwit[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£276.40[/COLOR][/td][/tr] [/table]
What a complete disaster that was for me this week. I would have bet genuine money that at least one of the three matches I had selected this week would have been a draw. Best me stick to my lower league punts me thinks lol
