Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Match day!

 

I woke up on the sofa this morning with a half eaten easter egg smeared all over me and the sofa. Dunno what happened. I was meant to meet the red head (new girl, got rid of the milf) but somehow ended up at mine on my own. Seeing the Irish one tonight (my other new one).

 

I hate sleep

 

My pet bunny has had to be been put down.

 

I've got a bad feeling about this...


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Shut it.

 

Concise.

 

I've just eaten two satsumas.

 

Lets see what tonight brings

 

Why what was up with it?

 

Perhaps I should've said pithy, then.

 

Im beginning to think you are the real Hoff with all the ladies

 

rabbit stew for dinner

 

Are you looking to be banned Jenners

 

I know, I'm not doing too badly for a bald batard! They're both younger too. 22 and 24.

 

Some common problem with rabbits that can't be cured, he was a lovely pet so everyones a bit down.

 

Sad, horrible when a pet dies

 

It is, I'll be more upset if we lose to Southampton though.

I'm going to change Jenners title again to something bunny related.

 

Im staying out of that!

 

bunny boiler?


Sorry to hear about it. Distressing for kids.