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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Feb 28, 2014.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    What was the highest ODI debutant partnership?

    You won't get this in a million years, it was:
    118 - Ryan Watson & Neil McCallum for Scotland v Pakistan in 2006.

    Blimey.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/26342733 (published after the 19th over of England's innings)
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Feb 28, 2014
  2. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    cricket is for ****s and *****s. what other sport stops and sits down to a 3 course meal half way through
     
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  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    As a c**t you are genetically incapable of appreciating cricket so I will refrain from responding to your post.
     
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  4. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    you mean you know im right and there is no defence to the charge
     
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  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Cricket is for gays...
     
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  6. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    And is also beyond your comprehension.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Feb 28, 2014
  7. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Yeah...glorified rounders.


    ****...
     
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  8. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    no one has denied its for ****s yet
     
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  9. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    I rest my case....
     
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  10. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Don't only queers spell it "****"?
     
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  11. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    you have to rest it
    ..as you are tired...being an aids ridden **** who loves cricket.
     
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  12. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    The only thing that could make cricket gayer was if the bat was used as a sex toy.

    I suspect that's already routine practice though.
     
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  13. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    "The batsman is Holding. The bowlers Willey". Nothing gay in that.
     
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  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    The 20/20 stuff is decent.
     
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    Ciaran, Feb 28, 2014
  15. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I knew a cricketer who had square legs. Before he had them fitted, he just had a set of stumps.

    I was knocked for six when he told me was ill, so I took him to Lords.

    Sadly, he is now an urn of ashes.

    His googlies are on my mantelpiece, though.

    True story.
     
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  16. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Worst.

    Op.

    Ever.

    <ok>
     
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    Toby, Mar 1, 2014
  17. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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