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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. I have previous in this department. Shagged my mates cousin and been gobbled by his sister <laugh>
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What's the mother like? Sounds like she might be a right filthy bitch <ok>
     
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    He find out? A tough one when they find out.....
     
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  4. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    ****ing hell you should go the whole hog and arse rape him <laugh>
     
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  5. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Fixed for your 'sort'
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I married the sister of my best friend from university... although slightly different scenario.

    My best friend in university was a girl... and she had been trying to set me and her sister up for a while.

    Actually a bit odd how I started dating her sister (my now wife)... when university was over, I had a job lined up and she (my friend) was going to grad school.

    I Told her "I've no one to eat with me at Delhi Palace now" (one of our favourite places to eat)... she joked "my sister will drive to South Carolina to have dinner with you".... I joked back "send her over for dinner with me then".

    Next thing I knew her sister was coming to visit me for the weekend... and... um... we had a bit too much fun that first night and started dating.


    / fell out with my friend though... didn't speak to her for years... she never came to our wedding.
     
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    Thats beautiful Milk :)
     
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  8. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Why did you fall out with the friend though?
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Because I was dating her sister... lol:D


    Actually, its complicated: you have to understand that my wife's sister has mental issues. She is highly bipolar and has some weird paranoias.

    My now wife and I, after our first weekend together decided to meet each other the following weekend in Panama City Beach (gulf coast in Florida... not Panama the country). I was going to be nearby for a conference and she loves the gulf coast.

    We agreed we wouldn't mention how our first weekend went to her sister... and would surprise her by calling her together from Florida thinking she would be happy and excited. (She'd been trying to set us up for years).

    Instead what happened is she accused us of conspiring against her, playing mind games, blamed my now wife of stealing her friend, and refused to talk to either of us for 5 years.

    I'm sure it has something to do with her mental condition. I don't know if she was off one of her many pills that day or what was going on. She also has this weird thing where her thoughts become her memories... I don't know if she imagined something and it became her actual belief of what happened.
     
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  10. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    thanks for explaining that milk,

    thought it was odd why she had been trying to set you up for ages then wasn't happy when it actually happened, didn't make much sense.

    my step sister has mental health issues, is weird how they have a poor memory, yet they will remember every time they have been insulted like its permanently stuck in their brain, they also take things the wrong way very easily and are normally offended by things as they have misunderstood or just under stand things.
     
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    Yeah she's actually a lot of fun. Very creative. Never dull to be around- but she does end up isolating everyone.

    She had lots of friends start of university. By the end of university I was about the only one still friends with her. I think mostly because I found her quirks amusing rather than offensive.

    All her other friends she pushed aside over imagined offences. She was really good friends with all the guys in my fraternity (yes I was briefly in one), but she was invited verbally to a party instead of getting an invite in the mail. She thought that meant they didn't want her around... so she stopped talking to any of them (stayed friends with me though).

    You never know what will set her off.


    She's actually married now. Has three kids. I'm amazed that marriage has lasted. I suspect its because he never comes home (except to sleep). So they rarely see each other. Poor guy is so badly hen pecked and verbally abused too.
     
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    Sounds like the bitch that ****ed my head up and I don't mean my ex-wife (was married) <ok>
     
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  13. He knew I was with them and up to no good :)
     
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  14. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Has your laptop come?
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

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    You've ****ed up a bit there. My laptop helps me come <laugh>

    No. I'm getting it tomorrow. I then have to charge it completely and then discharge it completely. I will then bring it into the office so my boss can put some anti-virus software on and a free version of office, not the microsoft sort. I won't be on it this weekend.
     
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  17. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    hope it has a webcam so you can take it outside when having a *** <ok>

    see these business women next door then lol
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

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    It should have as it's brand new. I could do that with my phone, but still have the same problem. I don't know how to post pictures on here <ok>
     
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    I think I got a bite. :grin:
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

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    Where?
     
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