Hang this ****

Eric works behind the fish counter at Tescos and then dares to accuse others of not helping humanity

Daft prick

 

This is all bull toallies . The sole contribution of Yorkshire to the world is bkack pudding .Even whippets were nicked from Lancashire and smuggled over the border . Fact is Yorkshire folk were the darkies of England before our ******* brothers came to these isles .

 

A Yorkshireman split the atom

Fighting his missus over ownership of an atom was he?

If you want to list inventions, you Nigel ****, have a look at ma country

 

Black pudding is very nice indeed though. Well worth a menshy.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cockcroft

Up yours, ya ****

 

He truly is the destroyer of worlds.

 

A lot of Hindu gods come from West Yorkshire

 

...and like any Yorkshiteman av ever met they're a bunch of ****ers too.

 

You'd love to meet me, wouldn't you, my little snuggle bunny

 

...only if yer snatch has a landing strip and yer tits are at least a C cup.