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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

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  1. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    A mate of mine is gay and keeps getting pissed of with his sat nav
    So i asked him why he is pissed of with it
    And he said because it keeps telling to go straight
     
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    RedorDead, Feb 25, 2014
  2. Lan Logger

    Lan Logger Well-Known Member

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    Dreadful, are you massive in disguise??
     
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  3. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    Two Gays were visiting a zoo, when they found themselves at the
    gorilla cage. The gorilla was sitting there with a huge erection. Unable
    to contain himself one of the men reaches in to touch it.
    As soon as his arm goes into the cage, the gorilla grabs him, and takes
    him into the cage... slams him to the floor and ****s him senseless.
    A few days later in hospital the boyfriend visits and asks his partner
    if he is hurt...
    "Hurt... Hurt... You bet I'm hurt. He hasn't phoned, he hasn't written..."
     
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  4. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    I didn't mention you was the mate, so why be so nasty?
     
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    RedorDead, Feb 25, 2014
  5. Lan Logger

    Lan Logger Well-Known Member

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    <doh> actually it wasn't a bad joke
     
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    Lan Logger, Feb 25, 2014
  6. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Here's hoping Rovers gets what Tigger wants tonight a good dickin
     
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    RedorDead, Feb 25, 2014
  7. Lan Logger

    Lan Logger Well-Known Member

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    Tigger will be gutted If the gas lose

    But give them credit they've clawed away from the bottom 2, they can afford to lose a few
     
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    Lan Logger, Feb 25, 2014
  8. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Champ League time
     
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    Shinycitylad7, Feb 25, 2014
  9. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Just asked my wife what the first rule of fight club is, she is either being thick or really clever and obeying the first rule.
     
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  10. Lan Logger

    Lan Logger Well-Known Member

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    roy keane is a legend
     
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  11. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    haha good one!
     
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  12. Tom_BCFC

    Tom_BCFC Billy Bibbit
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    This game is ****e
     
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    Tom_BCFC, Feb 25, 2014
  13. smhbcfc

    smhbcfc Well-Known Member

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    United a shadow of previous sides
     
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    smhbcfc, Feb 25, 2014
  14. smhbcfc

    smhbcfc Well-Known Member

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    2-0 now - mountain to climb - away goal in last half an hour is vital
     
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  15. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    its always good watching united lose :D
     
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  16. Lan Logger

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    Must be horrible for the players every defeat being published world wide..

    I really feel sorry for them <laugh>
     
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  17. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Oh yeah must be real horrible, earning all that money makes up for it though
     
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  18. Tom_BCFC

    Tom_BCFC Billy Bibbit
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    A real shame they wont finish top 4 either ;)
     
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  19. Lan Logger

    Lan Logger Well-Known Member

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    How can anyone not like Roy Keane?? The man is pure gold, best pundit up there with Neville and Carragher
     
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  20. Bluebaldee

    Bluebaldee Total Git

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    But look on the bite side - the Gas got a point away at Scunny, the team who stuffed recent FA Cup winners Pompey 5-1.

    Surely that must cheer you all up? <whistle>
     
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