Question Time

An alcoholic sex pest...

 

[video=youtube;R0IAYFh0CaI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0IAYFh0CaI[/video]

 

Ah, right. I thought I might be getting insulted for a minute there.

 

Ah, I remember that. Cringeworthy TV at it's best.

 

Its how I picture you...all that's missing was "hello doll"

 

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Sitting in corner of bar, leg crossed, drinking red wine ....speaking to every female who walks past...on way to toilet.

"Good pish doll"

 

My pulling technique will work one day. I have the law of averages on my side.

 

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It's a numbers game mate. You cannot fail so long as you're persistent.

 

That's exactly what I tell the wimmin I stalk.

 

You have to stop thinking 'SHAG!' and focus on some of those little details that the opposite gender seem to feel is important.

Like their name, for instance.

 

You'll be wanting me to talk to them and show some interest in their 'feelings' and **** like that next.