Normally it's one person from each party, so would be: UKIP: ER (to make them look even more unelectable) Tories: Mick (even though he's more of a US republican than a Tory) + the Tories on it generally like to speak for ages without actually making any relevant points Lib Dem: No one as they're ****ing pointless Labour: Me Green Party (to replace the Lib Dems): ST Random celebrity guest: Ponders The audience would be full of simpletons that think they're making valid points and expect claps after everything they type. So I'd clone Rebel and ban all questions involving Ireland and singing. + the audience all get shot on the way out because they're ****ing morons (I'd shoot ER too).
I'd pick er, st, venom, edge, Dan n Monaco... I'll be the host...covers all areas with some good old fashioned bigotry with gerry. Hosted in Liverpool.
Er n st arguing about independence and bowie Edge n venom arguing about who was the richest Gerry calling everycunt taigs n ******s Dan mocking audience members, slagging them off and asking if any **** was Belgian Me...eating.
now Ive thought more about it, this would be more like Bill Grundy interviewing The Sex Pistols than an episode of Question Time. The Sex Pistols being a manufactured boy band notwithstanding, thank you ER.
. Chairman - "So, ER, what do you think your policies mean to the man on the street?" ER "I've met the man on the street and he's a ****"
