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The Christian Thread of Lengths and Gapes

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    Continue to do those things; give your life to doing them so your progress may be seen by everyone.

    1 Timothy 4:15
     
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    Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God.

    Romans 13:1
     
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    Happy are those who do right, who do what is fair at all times.

    Psalms 106:3
     
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    Eh? Have a ****ing word mate.
     
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    I suspect the Romans had a vested interest ...
     
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    Hmn. And it's the Roman Catholic church. I'm beginning to see a pattern here...
     
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    Members of the earth's earliest known civilization, the Sumerians, looked on in shock and confusion some 6,000 years ago as God, the Lord Almighty, created Heaven and Earth.


    According to recently excavated clay tablets inscribed with cuneiform script, thousands of Sumerians—the first humans to establish systems of writing, agriculture, and government—were working on their sophisticated irrigation systems when the Father of All Creation reached down from the ether and blew the divine spirit of life into their thriving civilization.

    "I do not understand," reads an ancient line of pictographs depicting the sun, the moon, water, and a Sumerian who appears to be scratching his head. "A booming voice is saying, 'Let there be light,' but there is already light. It is saying, 'Let the earth bring forth grass,' but I am already standing on grass."

    "Everything is here already," the pictograph continues. "We do not need more stars."

    Historians believe that, immediately following the biblical event, Sumerian witnesses returned to the city of Eridu, a bustling metropolis built 1,500 years before God called for the appearance of dry land, to discuss the new development. According to records, Sumerian farmers, priests, and civic administrators were not only befuddled, but also took issue with the face of God moving across the water, saying that He scared away those who were traveling to Mesopotamia to participate in their vast and intricate trade system.

    Moreover, the Sumerians were taken aback by the creation of the same animals and herb-yielding seeds that they had been domesticating and cultivating for hundreds of generations.

    "The Sumerian people must have found God's making of heaven and earth in the middle of their well-established society to be more of an annoyance than anything else," said Paul Helund, ancient history professor at Cornell University. "If what the pictographs indicate are true, His loud voice interrupted their ancient prayer rituals for an entire week."

    According to the cuneiform tablets, Sumerians found God's most puzzling act to be the creation from dust of the first two human beings.

    "These two people made in his image do not know how to communicate, lack skills in both mathematics and farming, and have the intellectual capacity of an infant," one Sumerian philosopher wrote. "They must be the creation of a complete idiot."
     
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    ... what a load of ... Conan was no philosopher buddy ...
     
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    Alright Tobes, just for you mate...

    In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
    And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
    And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

    That was all before the Sumerians. And the dinosaurs. And Richard Dawkins
     
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    <doh> I should have read the smallprint.
     
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    Thus also faith by itself, if it does not have works, is dead.

    James 2:17
     
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    Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses.

    1 Timothy 6:12
     
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    Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power.

    Ephesians 6:10
     
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    God is our protection and our strength. He always helps in times of trouble.

    Psalms 46:1
     
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    For God has not given us a spirit of fear, but of power and of love and of a sound mind.

    2 Timothy 1:7
     
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    Someone lock this ****e.
     
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    If you're going to quote, you need to cite the source <doh>
     
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    For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.

    John 3:16
     
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