Some of you may remember the selfish bastard of a Taxi driver that used to park his old fuckin' splodger of a Polo right outside my house next to my feature wall. The cunt worked for the guy two doors along but for reasons known only to himself never parked there when picking up the Cab for his dayshift...... Anyway, I decided to rent this property to a nice wee wummin who had gone through a pretty bad time with her previous landlord. What I didn't know was that she has a son - who has a banger - a G regi Fiat - that hasn't turned a wheel for over a year - and he's parked it in my f**king driveway ! please log in to view this image please log in to view this image The neighbours are gaun mental demanding I have it removed claiming it's bringing the area down. I can't disagree. Under tenancy laws she can park it there and there's f**k all I can do about it. The Letting Agents have have had a quiet word but that was months ago and the wreck hizny budged... And if you look carefully you'll see she's bashed my garage door... Thing is, she never misses a beat when it comes to the rent money and generally looks after the property. It would be worth my while just buying the thing and getting the scrappy to pick it up but her son says it's a limited edition and he'd be looking for a grand... .........I was thinking of offering a cenny. This c*nt must be aboot 6 feet six so I don't really want tae roll aboot wae um. Wish that daft ol' prick Pope was here. What should I do ?
It's not YOUR driveway . It's her driveway . Tell the neighbours to f**k off and leave the wummin alone she paying her rent int she .
Get one of those car-shaped cover/ tarpaulin things and cover it up like people do with vintage cars, means it can stay there ( she & son are happy ) and the neighbours dont have to see this goddam unsightly blot on the landscape ( they are happy ). You wont be getting complaints ( you`re happy ). Everyones happy. PM me my usual fee
Simple solution for your neighbours. Tell them to go up under cover of darkness and take the handbrake off (by removing the plank of wood ). Let it roll into the street and set it on fire. You dont wanna be damaging the brick paving there Then beat your tenant and tell her to weed said brick paving - see all that grass growing up through it?! Punch her in the **** for that man Some wagon though. You'd have no bother shifting that one
On a serious note, I am getting a bit of grief over this from the neebors. Thing is, the tenant seems totally oblivious to the mounting rage in the hood And how the f*uck can anyone think that's worth a grand ? A f*uckin heap without road tax and hasn't seen the inside of an MOT station for years. Pud's answer may be the only solution.
Tell them that the lady has told you if you give them £2k she will let you have it, get them to have a whip around if they are all serious about getting rid, give her £1k, pocket £1k, everyone wins
Maybe you should build a higher feature wall, which will keep it out of sight of the neighbours. This wummin tenant though....wid ye?
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