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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Feb 24, 2014.

  1. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Normally it's one person from each party, so would be:

    UKIP: ER (to make them look even more unelectable)

    Tories: Mick (even though he's more of a US republican than a Tory) + the Tories on it generally like to speak for ages without actually making any relevant points

    Lib Dem: No one as they're ****ing pointless

    Labour: Me

    Green Party (to replace the Lib Dems): ST

    Random celebrity guest: Ponders

    The audience would be full of simpletons that think they're making valid points and expect claps after everything they type. So I'd clone Rebel and ban all questions involving Ireland and singing.

    + the audience all get shot on the way out because they're ****ing morons (I'd shoot ER too).
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Lefty loony with small man syndrome.
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I would'nt argue you **** <grr>
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I can ague black is white.

    So dont start baldy.
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Ague? I certainly never ague.
     
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  6. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    I'd pick er, st, venom, edge, Dan n Monaco...

    I'll be the host...covers all areas with some good old fashioned bigotry with gerry.

    Hosted in Liverpool.
     
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  7. Null

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    Er n st arguing about independence and bowie

    Edge n venom arguing about who was the richest

    Gerry calling everycunt taigs n ******s

    Dan mocking audience members, slagging them off and asking if any **** was Belgian

    Me...eating.
     
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  8. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Ps dev in the audience picking arguments with everycunt...even the cameramen...
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    It would be unkissable TV PhD.
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

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    Ffs unkissable!!
     
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    At last! Thank you my portly friend, thank you very much!
     
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  13. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    ****ing ****.
     
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  14. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    I'm so pleased someone stroked you needful ego <ok>
     
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  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Definitely the best choice <ok> <laugh>

    < being the only one with me in it is entirely coincidental >
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You can't ague with that.
     
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  17. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    now Ive thought more about it, this would be more like Bill Grundy interviewing The Sex Pistols than an episode of Question Time.


    The Sex Pistols being a manufactured boy band notwithstanding, thank you ER.
     
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    <laugh>. Chairman - "So, ER, what do you think your policies mean to the man on the street?" ER "I've met the man on the street and he's a ****"
     
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  19. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Bill Grundy = Gambol

    Tina = Siouxie sioux

    Monaco = Steve Jones
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Who the **** is Bill Grundy? :huh:
     
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