needs a title change **** knows what the thread is about, rhc going to be in a soap or something? thought he was busy directing porn next door.
Further update. Cockney Roger managed to speak to Denice's brother over the weekend. Strangely, he denied the allegation. Roger suggested that he should bring his wife down to Latchford and all four of them could confront Denice. He didn't show. Denice also apparently had a visit from the pigs on Friday or Saturday. They hadn't seen the facebook pint-thowing event, but they had 'learned' of it. Not sure who bubbled her, but it wasn't me. The bloke who put it on facebook has been barred for life
I'm sure it's fun but I'm sure you will be blamed for the cops, she sounds like the type to be very obvious in her thinking.... If she does in fact think at all
Thus far, I'm not aware of any blame being directly apportioned. As you say, I'll probably get fingered for it.
Does it have snails in it? Is it baically... RHC went to the cheese, acted his usual dickhead self. Gave it, couldn't take it. Cried about it?
I'm not really sure either. How close am I RHC? +One if RHCs friends wife got video taped banging random guys on a pool table in his favourite pub by the landlady. +Rhc told landlady not to show guy. +She did. +They argued. +He got booted out. +She put a hex on his penis and now it is all abcessed and warty. Is that about right? I'm having difficulty following this too.
Think I have got the gist of this one now. In the centre of Warrington is a large, licensed round of cheese, which is so large a woman called Denise can live in it, and legally serve people alcohol. This Denise woman is very evil and has unusual hobbies, such as watching people having sex on pool tables. Unfortunately she likes to drink a lot, and whilst under the influence of alcohol, let slip about a couple performing said act of copulation on said pool table to the husband of one of the aforementioned performers. Enter our innocent hero of this tale, who we will call CHR (to protect his identity), he expressed his deep concern at the turn of events and following a profound, expressive,and intelligent discussion with the evil Denise he was banished from her kingdom, forever to roam Warrington in search of a new hostelry in which to watch his favourite football team. But unbeknown to our hero the evil Denise had used her magic powers to cast a spell which made our hero's own magic wand develop a mystery outbreak of swellings, though apparently still in working order. Soon certain matters came to the attention of the local constabulary and D.C.Snatch and Pocketit are now on the case. Will Denise be evicted from her giant Cheese, will CHR's wand return to normal, will Snatch and Pocketit make an arrest....who gives a f**k
