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So, If you met yourself...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hugh Briss, Feb 22, 2014.

  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    If the me of 25 years ago met me now, he'd say "what the **** happened?"

    To which the current me would reply "I'm still alive aren't I?"
     
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  2. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I did consider the "if you could meet yourself as a 16 year-old" and give advice etc... but decided against it :)
     
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Given the fact that there are very few people I have met that I can barely tolerate I can't see me liking me . I don't even like me for f**k sake .
     
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  4. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;IYzlVDlE72w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYzlVDlE72w[/video]

    :) You and Gambol need to learn to appreciate yourselves more!

    EDIT: The irony of Whitney Houston singing about self-love and then destroying herself with drugs, is not lost on me <cool>
     
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  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Sucks the dog poo of his clone's cock after they've raped a puppy.
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I met myself once when I had my near death experience.

    I actually thought I was an alright guy to be honest.

    But then I am a **** right enough.
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    ER near death experience is a daily occurance . It's called waking up .
     
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  9. User Deleted

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    Its a common fact that if you met yourself it would make you go mad and you'd have a fit and foam at the mouth and stuff. Either that or you wouldnt even recognise yourself. So its unlikely a situation would materialise where you could form an opinion n stuff.

    Bye.
     
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  10. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Pity, the older, wiser you could have organised some concrete boots.
     
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  11. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    If I met myself and killed myself would I be charged with murder, suicide or nothing at all?
     
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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    'Helping Mankind's advancement' would be my guess <ok>
     
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  13. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    [video=youtube;1SpegJwZf9U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SpegJwZf9U[/video]
     
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  14. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    If you're not going to take this seriously <grr>
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You would create a paradox that would destroy the universe.
     
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  16. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    It doesn't matter what you say, or how poorly you say it, I just love it when you talk to me... :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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  17. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ^^^^ tragic dog botherer
     
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  18. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Your stunning lack of originality never fails...

    It's almost like you're mentally regressing, Toby.

    Still, I suppose you may try harder once the rest of the 'Famous Five' get here! <laugh>
     
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  19. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ^^^^ bumrapes depressed poodles
     
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  20. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I've been assured it would only destroy the universes holding company
     
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