Are all people with epilepsy really really really stupid? They must be because Sky News always warns them that there's going to be "Flash Photography". Epilepsy sufferes are obviously too stupid to realise that a "Red Carpet" film premier might just have some photographers at it. SKY TV - ****ERS.
My Epileptic mate uses this site and he ****ing hates people taking the piss out of him. He'll have a fit if he sees this thread. I'll get my coat. please log in to view this image
Don't be too hasty. I've actually had an offer from a bird in my work to shag her with her husband watching (supposedly it's his fantasty). i wouldn't do her if my life depended on it (20 stone+). It started as a joke but got well serious. **** that.
Don't be such a pussy. As if you'll get any other offers like that in your lifetime. Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it.
You don't know what she looks like. She was involed with the Scottish Governments "Seal" inquest. She represented the Seals. And her husband has a beard. **** that.
Yuck Yuck Yuck, you've probably seen here outside mate. Whenever it seems that something is blocking your light look out the window.
DO IT.. double drop a couple of viagra then get beardy to blow mdma up yer arse with a straw while doin the heffer...