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Epilepsy

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SleepySpecialK, Jun 17, 2011.

  1. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    Are all people with epilepsy really really really stupid?

    They must be because Sky News always warns them that there's going to be "Flash Photography".

    Epilepsy sufferes are obviously too stupid to realise that a "Red Carpet" film premier might just have some photographers at it.


    SKY TV - ****ERS.
     
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  2. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    You need a good spanking.
     
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  3. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    Thanks, spanking offer accepted. Let me know where and when.

    But why?
     
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  4. Tina_old

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    Friday, innit?
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

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    Can I watch?
     
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  6. Tina_old

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    That can be arranged. I'll hook up my new webcam.
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

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    Webcam, shmebcam. I want to be there, ****ing in the corner.
     
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  8. Erik

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    My Epileptic mate uses this site and he ****ing hates people taking the piss out of him.

    He'll have a fit if he sees this thread.

    I'll get my coat.
    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. Dale Winton

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    **** yer epilepsy
     
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  10. Tina_old

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    Interesting.
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

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    My ex had epilepsy so yeah, done that <ok>
     
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  13. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    Don't be too hasty. I've actually had an offer from a bird in my work to shag her with her husband watching (supposedly it's his fantasty). i wouldn't do her if my life depended on it (20 stone+). It started as a joke but got well serious. **** that.
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Stop being such a prick and get fired in.
     
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  15. Tina_old

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    Don't be such a pussy. As if you'll get any other offers like that in your lifetime.

    Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it.
     
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  16. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    You don't know what she looks like. She was involed with the Scottish Governments "Seal" inquest. She represented the Seals. And her husband has a beard. **** that.
     
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  17. Tina_old

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    Lights out, problem solved. Beardy can wear night vision goggles<ok>
     
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  18. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    It's like Indecent Proposal - Glasgow

    Shag the flab <ok>
     
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  19. SleepySpecialK

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    Yuck Yuck Yuck, you've probably seen here outside mate. Whenever it seems that something is blocking your light look out the window.
     
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  20. Sweats

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    DO IT.. double drop a couple of viagra then get beardy to blow mdma up yer arse with a straw while doin the heffer...
     
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