Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

I thought that but thought **** it gives me 5 to myself

Shes trying to get my mouse now

Anything she cant have she wants as you well know

 

Sod it going to take her to the park and show off her LFC shirt

Have a good afternoon all

Want to get bk for 3pm kick offs

 

Who the **** has shellfish for breakfast??!!

 

women

 

People stuck on islands?

 

Other fish

 

Reeto here's how it's done... rashers, saucisson, eggy weggs fried wit nice runny yokies, whitepud, blackpud, fried tommies, ta-hoooooast (soda or standard packet white - none of your flouncy wholemeal, browns or artisan nonsense), shrooms, beany weeny miny mos, potatty farl, boxty, optional fried livers and a ****ing litre of ****ing Barry's Tea, strong as and served in a measuring jug.

 

#zingywould

 

The lava bread bit us also lovely but even I have to admit that it's strange. Lava bread is minced cured seaweed, so green slime fried in bacon fat.

 

Fixed.

Shellfish are usually molluscs. Molluscs are in different Phylum to fish. It's like saying we're jellyfish ... or shellfish are jellyfish for that matter.

#sciencefail
#taxonomypolice

 

Had a big tasty

 

Also how would the fishy get the tother one out of its shell using only its little fins.

 

There's a thread for posts I dont know what people are on about! http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/251273-OT-Dark-Matter-and-other-Astronomy-information!

 

Almost all of them, I'd imagine.





















Only kidding, Doc,

 

Mornin'

It's only bloomin matchday!!

 

Just about to leave Wigan. Things I have learned this weekend - Bunkbeds are difficult when drunk and knees are fragile.

 

I sense an RHC style tale/fail coming up

 

Niceone, bobsleigh on the big screen, when do Jamaica go down the hill?

 

I lived in Wigan for a few years.
What I learned was- don't.

 

A banker, a Daily Mail reader and a benefit claimant are sitting at a table. On a plate in the middle are 12 biscuits. The banker takes 11 biscuits for himself, then turns to the Daily Mail reader and says – “watch out for that benefit claimant, he’s after your biscuit”.