Sir Rooney signes a new contract

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26287482

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has agreed a new five-and-a-half year contract worth up to £300,000 a week.

The 28-year-old England international will extend his current contract by four years, tying him to the club until June 2019.

 

So you'll be paying a bloke who's got the genes of a lard arse, £300k a week until he's nearly 33......you'll look back on this as a ****ing awful decision imo. (the caveat being unless you sell him in the summer...)

 

but nobody wants to play for UTD, not with Moyes in command

 

£200m invested in ACM/no 10s in Wages and transfers. Fellaini, mata and Rooney, when you already had a ready made no 1O in kagawa

 

Just like to point out the same claims were made last time.

He'll put on weight and be lazy and be too old and too **** and we will regret it and grannies and stuff.

Didnt happen.

Might not happen this time. Might happen. Who knows. Its probably not going to happen in reality.

 

You spelt cur wrong in the title. Hope this helps.

 

really didnt know that

 

£300k a week! Imagine the amount of Eastbourne retirement home hookers you could buy with that! Boggles belief.

 

It's in his contract Scoring granny bonus. If he gets a 3 goals in a game he gets a granny in a crotchless wonder woman outfit

 

Is this the top top top top Rooney signs a new contrat fred/

 

No. Because there's no ****ing posted reporting it from Twitter

#dontbelieveuntiltweeted