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Drain The World?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Feb 16, 2014.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I quite liked Waterworld.
     
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  2. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Watership Down is a great film and Bright Eyes is a beautiful song.

    I'm serious, though; animals are drowning on a catastrophic scale.

    The very thought of this destruction is devastating.
     
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  3. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I agree with you ponders and the consequences are disastrous - but weeping housewives who are devastated at the loss of their tufted wilton, Laura Ashley curtains and little Tabitha's custom made piano chair seem to elicit a lot more public sympathy. Well at least as far as the broadcasters are concerned anyway.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Heard on the radio this morning that they're thinking of seriously boosting the pine martin population in Scotland because yer pine martin likes nothing more than having grey squirrel for dinner. Grey squirrels tend to **** off whenever any number of pine martins are around.

    Therefore, the greys will **** off to England and our native red squirrel will once more thrive in an independent Scotland.

    Now, if only we can figure out what likes to eat Muslims we'll be sorted. <ok>
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Dae pinemartins no eat red squirrels then ?
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    They do but are not a particular favourite. Obviously, once all the greys are gone and the reds population grows the pine martins will start snacking on them a lot more.

    But the ****ers who come up with these crazy plans never think that far ahead. They'll introduce a predator to eat all the pine martins, I suppose.
     
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  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Pud. <ok>
     
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  8. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    #prayforthepoachers. <peacedove>
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Do you know how much those things cost? I cried just paying for a pair, I'd have been distraught if they's ended up soaked in toilet water.
     
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  10. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    fixed<ok>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Am sure there are a few pine martens called martin <grr>
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    My ex missus paid over £700 for a Laura Ashley chair. A ****in chair!
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    No wonder it was so expensive!
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    And Doc:grin:
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    On the plus side I got a lot of shaggin aff her cos I went mental at what she'd done.

    Must be great bein a wummin. Dae whitever ye want and offer up yer fanny and yer mooth as recompense.
     
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  16. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Please tell me you didn't **** the chair?
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Nah, I don't **** on my own furniture. That would be daft.
     
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  18. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    It's no dafter than people saying they **** themselves, who else are they going to ****?
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I take it ye haven't seen "2 Girls 1 Cup"?
     
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