Aye, they have a lot in common. Both spend a lot of time sitting in a chair staring blankly at a screen. And they both shop at Aldi.
A mate of mine was telling me about one of these war game thingummies, and raving about how realistic it all was. I felt so out of touch because my old PC can't fire bullets and grenades or emit the smell of bombs and putrefying flesh. I guess I need to invest to get such luxuries.
I notice it was an immigrant that revealed the public fury. Bloody Polls, coming over here, taking our yobs...
They should make a game like that where you're in charge of an army of African child soldiers. You level up by raping villages full of minorities and burning the only arable land available.
