OT. The Office Next Door

I'm scared, and anyway, it's more fun to speculate

 

Well, us women are very scary creatures

 

You're not wrong there Minxy. I might be prepared to make an exception in your case, though. I've not been mutilated like Gonzo

 

its the rather boring answer that inevitable once he asks.

its far better to be looking out the office window at these women and their clients thinking about those blinds rattling...

 

Agreed

 

Darn minx is here. We have to behave now and act like gentlemen.


Oh and btw. RHC, I'm disgusted at you for sexually objectifying your poor satanic dove sacrificing vampire neighbours.

 

Sorry boss

 

Well that will be a first

 

Magic will be pleased

 

You are on my naughty list for all the right reasons.

 

I always look forward to your visit

 

That would be too sensible.

 

Not really. Girls never say what they mean. If they want pizza and beer they'll say something like "we need more pillows". When they want monkey sex they say something incomprehensible like "let's rearrange all the furniture in the house again."

Speaking to ladies is a fruitless exercise.

 

I suggest you would be happier gay then

 

So telling other than talking to or asking is the way forward.

I'm off to rearrange the furniture.

 

Where's the minx gone?

 

Gayer being gay even! Mito seems to enjoy being a smoking hot lesbian.

No... its easier to just get the ball gag, or duck tape out than change my sexual orientation.

Gays do get it easy though. Sex whenever you want and never having to buy dinner first. That's the life.


Now I shall post a song from a Broadway musical:



NICKY:
Well, okay. But just so you know...

If you were gay
that'd be okay
I mean 'cause hey
I'd like you anyway

ROD:
Argh.

NICKY:
Because you see
if it were me
I would feel free to say
That I was gay
...but I'm not gay.

ROD:
Nicky, please, I am trying to read....What?!?

NICKY:
If you were queer

ROD:
Oh, Nicky.

NICKY:
I'd still be here

ROD:
Nicky, I am trying to read this book.

NICKY:
Year after year

ROD:
Nicky!

NICKY:
Because you're dear to me

ROD:
Argh!

NICKY:
And I know that you

ROD:
What?

NICKY:
Would accept me, too

ROD:
I would?

NICKY:
If I told you today,
"Hey, guess what, I'm gay".
...but I'm not gay.

I'm happy just being with you

ROD:
High Button Shoes, Pay Joey...

NICKY:
So what should it matter to me
What you do in bed with guys?

ROD:
Nicky, that is gross!

NICKY:
No, it's not
If you were gay

ROD:
Argh.

NICKY:
I'd shout horray!

ROD:
I am not listening.

NICKY:
And here I'd stay

ROD:
LA LA LA LA LA!

NICKY:
But I wouldn't get in your way

ROD:
AAAAH!

NICKY:
You can count on me
To always be
Beside you everyday
To tell you it's okay
You we're just born that way
And as they, it's in your DNA
You're gay.

ROD:
I AM NOT GAY!!!

NICKY:
If you were gay.

ROD:
ARGH!

[ /I]

/ Avenue Q- Sesame street parody. Nicky and Rod are Burt and Ernie parody couple.

 

f sake milk ... all men are lesbians.

 

There's a big black merc next door today

 

The merc had been joined by a red Vauxhall Insignia. All four have just decamped. Merc driver is an older guy with a suit and tie. Other feller younger. The two women got in the merc. One had a skirt'dress on for the first time. Stockings.tights with black, suede stiletto ankle boots. ****ing TOP set of pins. Going for a 'paid for' now, and I don't mean a ****