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Schizophrenic Daily Express

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Otto Flayshow, Feb 17, 2014.

  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Their usual anti-immigration shtick alongside a story celebrating the success of the daughter of a Russian immigrant. They're not the brightest.


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  2. DevAdvocate

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    They never asked me on this Poll so who did they ask?
     
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  3. VenomPD

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    Isn't the Express solely read by nutters who find the Daily Mail too soft on Lefties?
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

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    Daily Express readers. It's surprising it's only 70%.

    ps I don't know which of the two pictures at the top is the most boak inducing.
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

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    According to the byline, this was written by Anil Dawar. I'm guessing this might be a gentleman of Indian extraction. <doh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Ponders Revisited

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    The (wealthy) Mexican director of the film Gravity says he is a good example of why immigration to England should not be stopped.

    I didn't realise Kurdish Big Issue sellers and Slavic booze-bootleggers were involved in the film industry.

    I always thought they were ripping off this country and its hard-working taxpayers.

    Perhaps Toby T-Cup has been right all along.
     
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    The English are the laziest folk in Europe. Work long hours but sit with their thumbs up their arses all day.
     
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    There's a clue there.
     
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    Yes - that and people who still believe Diana Spencer was murdered by MI5.
     
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    <laugh> Where did you dig that up?

    The English have created a nation that is the envy of the world.

    That is why every ****er wants to come here to bleed it dry.
     
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    Fixed <ok>
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    Aye, you can't beat living next door to junkies on the 14h floor of a tower block, looking out at the pishing rain while listening to Jeremy Kyle blaring out from the flat upstairs.
     
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  14. VenomPD

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    I think you need an Opium prescription and a stove-pipe hat to espouse that viewpoint.

    Also a time machine and some rather stolid sexual beliefs.

    Because that hasn't been the case since about 1890. <ok>
     
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    You are too clever, T-Cosy.

    Are you talking about the same English who defeated the Nazi regime? The same English who abolished slavery? The same English who ended the Balkan genocides? The same English who built infrastructures for the developing world? The same English who willingly donate billions each year to the Third World?

    And I don't recall the English raping and murdering Brazilians, Vietnamese, Polish, Romanians, Portuguese - yet there are plenty here.

    And why would those whose ancestors were raped and murdered want to come to such a barbaric country? Could it be because the English are the most generous and tolerant nation on the Earth?

    Your middle-class guilt complex is astounding, T-Bag. Is your inheritance built on the proceeds of slavery, by any chance?

    And if you stop handing money over to Kurdish Big issue sellers, you may find you have more money for the weed that is clearly rotting your brain.

    Now get back to watching The Simpsons, you simpering buffoon. <badger>
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

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    Not to mention the most modest <ok>
     
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  17. Ponders Revisited

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    Have you thought about moving, ST?
     
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    Why does everyone come to England? For the heritage? The wide range of excellent preserves? The ample financial benefits? The steam railways?

    We must have some sort of enticement.
     
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    Aye, yer women are all slags.
     
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  20. Ponders Revisited

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    You couldn't educate me on any subject, ST. I am your natural superior.
     
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