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Drain The World?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Feb 16, 2014.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Come on Bob ****off and Midgie Ure, England needs your help.

    Oh sorry it's on our own doorstep.

    Give us the fookin money that will get wasted by our government this time.

    "well thank god's it's us instead of them"
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Plumbing the debts now ER.
     
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  3. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    The government forces hundreds of millions of pounds of taxpayers' money into the hands of the Chinese and the Indians, yet it can't spend the small change needed to dredge our waterways.

    And, putting aside the humanitarian issues, has anyone spared a thought for the millions of creatures (moles, rabbits, foxes, birds) that have been destroyed due to the flooding?
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;cGyQmH9NZcw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cGyQmH9NZcw[/video]
     
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  5. THFC6061

    THFC6061 Well-Known Member

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    Will nobody think of the children?
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    ER raging because his ancestral homeland is now underwater.

    In the grand scheme of things a few English ****ers getting wet is **** all. Typical moaning British ****s; boo hoo my trinkets are damp.
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Och look on the brightside .

    This years hosepipe ban wont kick in until at least the middle of July <party>
     
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  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    And the voles
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Dribbling old fella pished off his tits on a Sunday night.
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    cedric gave him a knock back.
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Drill a huge hole through the centre of the Earth, and pump all the water to Australia to put out the bush fires. So simple, yet will the government spend the money? no, they're too busy building amphibious detention centres for asylum seeking peadophiles. Or something.
     
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  12. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Archers for President of the new Scotland!
     
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  13. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Salmond's already offered me a job - designing banknotes.
     
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  14. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Bbut if we do that, all the subterranean lizard people will get out!?
     
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  15. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    That's rampant paranoia Jiffy. Every **** knows that the Molemen defeated the lizard people decade ago.
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    We already have our own banknotes but just for you and the spasticated old **** fae Aberdeen:

    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    fatso is ****ed, fat ****in mess.
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    This guy had the right idea:


    please log in to view this image
     
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  20. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    By blaming the director for your mega-budget movie being utterly ****e?
     
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