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Off Topic This is the time I like to call the 'gentlemen' hour

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  1. AH

    AH Active Member

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    Just posted this on a Nolan thread, but thought I'd share it here too.. a joke I just read..

    "Kevin Nolan is having a medical at West Ham.

    Presumably he's getting his head examined."

    made me chuckle
     
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  2. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Must admit, that one did rather tickle me!

    I would have awarded you some rep... but have to spread and all that.
     
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  3. P.T.N

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    Evening chaps! How are we all on this fine evening?

    Quick question for you, anyone know of decent cheapish places to live in London?
     
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  4. Arfa's Left Foot

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    The streets?
     
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  5. Ameobi's Apprentice

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    <laugh> would have plenty of neighbours too . .
     
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  6. Donkey Toon

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    One of those drug infested housing estates near the Elephant & Castle (you've seen Harry Brown right?).
     
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  7. Aircrafted consulate.

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    Do I need a monocle to talk to ye lot?
     
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  8. Son of a pitch

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    The Thames is pretty good if you're a Whale... although the landlords have a habit of kicking you out.
     
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  9. AH

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    Abandoning your brain child for pre-sex rest ehh???
    Don't blame ya. Go nuts

    Enjoy the concert tomorrow night <ok>


    Not compulsory, but nice touch.
     
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  10. Arfa's Left Foot

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    What a film!
     
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    Thats looking like the only viable option. Suppose I could befriend some sort of drug runner on the streets to crash with though lol.
     
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  12. Donkey Toon

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    Monocles aren't complusory but we do have a dress code. Suede smoking jackets, crevates and bowler hats are a must. It is also preferred that you wear trousers.
     
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    thespecial1's aircraft engine data- wut?

    And don't forget the spats old chap.
     
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  14. Ameobi's Apprentice

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    Since films have been brought up, what's your all time favorite ?
     
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    It helps, will get you in the right state of mind!

    Heres an article on how to polish your monocle, you know if you get in a spot of bother

    http://www.ehow.com/how_8413685_polish-monocle.html
     
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  16. Sir Bobby

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    Sorry but HIMYM is one of the best programmes ever invented.
     
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  17. AH

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    Back to the Future
     
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  18. Donkey Toon

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    Great film hey!

    Was impressed with Plan B. He carried off the role of evil git perfectly!

    Did you see the documentaries that go with it? Michael Caine was born just round the corner from where they filmed it and there is a graffiti picture of him on one the estate walls.
     
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  19. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

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    This!

    M&W is also a funny sketch how
     
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  20. Aircrafted consulate.

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    I think Memento is my all time favourite, but it's not rewatchable at all...
     
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