Newcastle United v Aston Villa - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

Genuine question here Fredor.
Have you ever seen Sunderland play at a live game? For clarity that means buying a ticket and filling a pink seat for 70 minutes.

 

Ha, Obi in disguise are you?

By the way, I believe they were called 'Charleston Flapper style dresses'.

 

Not only but also seen them beat Newcastle at St James so do not think it is something new, what are these seats that you talk about do you mean you have to rest your backside while you watch a football match, no the wonder the world is in the state it is, you will be telling me next that you need refreshments while you are there , how long does it take you to walk to the ground from home, no don't tell me

 

Why ask the question if you don't want to be told the answer?

 

If I walked from my gaff.. about 3.5 hours to be fair. I normally get the stagecoach.

 

On the Southampton Supporters coach.

 

Like I said on another thread, I think Krul has become addicted to this 'Flappy Bird' game.

 

The Deadwood Stagecoach?

 

He did far too much flapping the other night, I don't know what's gone wrong with him unless all the talk of a transfer is fogging his mind.

 

No its Pardews fault. He told him to fly like a bird across goal to prevent the avalanche of goals. Tim misunderstood and has been flapping his wings. Everything is Pardews fault, the devils reincarnate. He has lost the dressing room. In fact he never had it. I think it is totally understandable and acceptable they are not trying for him.

 

I stubbed my toe this morning because of Pardew! And the wind he caused last night blew down two of my garden fence panels and wrecked our swing seat. Pardew Ooot!

 

Well now, that's a first.

 

If I don't win the Lotto jackpot tonight it will be all 'his' fault!

 

You forgot to add, 'Pardew OOT!

 

He knows. I don't need to say it.

 

News just in. Pardew tried to resign but he couldn't get over the line, so he's staying. Dammit!

 

You could always give him a bit of a push to help him over it. You know you want to.

 

I'll push him over the line if we don't beat Villla

 

Because I was worried he would start to tell me other things like he needs to be protected from the rain

 

Seems MA will if we don't beat Villa.

Getting beat by them wouldn't be such a bitter pill then.