Off Topic Last Person To Post Wins...........

Bread is white
and high in fibre
so finish your sandwich
and get back to ****ing tiger

 

roses are red
violets are blue
I like cake
And hate all of you

 

Ben is a ****
Brett is hairy
Antknee is touchy
and Eddie's a fairy

 

city are red
rovers are blue
they're in the basement
but that's nothing new

 

roses are red
chlamidia is white
You have an S.T.D
Good night

 

ROD is a gay
shinys a prick
Lan is fantastic
He has a big.......heart

 

Roses are red
Shiny is thick
Lannys in bed
Sucking a dick

 

ROD is a ****
and a bit of a creep
You'll find him most days
shagging a sheep

 

Shiny's a runt
Who's never seen ****
Lanny's a prick
With a baby's prick

 

ROD that was ****ing shocking

 

Brett is so hairy
but prefers to be called Mary
his best friend is Ed
cos he loves giving head

 

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roses are red
God has our sin
Rovers will lose
city will win

 

just posting so I can get 4 last posts by - could this be a record

 

I read somewhere the Arsenal fans aren't happy about the high price for the euro match that Brett won tickets for, supporter Jomo Nikrumah of High Road, N17 said 'bleedin 'ell, these tickets are costing a arm and a leg, I don't carry that much lolly in my sky rocket, you know what I mean like' another supporter who didn't want to give his name said '****in club, given away our tickets to 'airy arsed carrot crunchers, its bang out of order, innit'. £130 does seem a lot for a gold member season ticket holder to cough up to watch a team thats lost its mojo

 

Yeah I read on BBC that the Arsenal fans are refusing to pay it!

 

more prawn sandwiches for you then Brett

 

Bet Shiny turns up is his Thierry Henry strip

 

Na his van persie one with the burn holes now he rumoured to be coming back

Oh rod did u see the last one on the voice her dad not gonna be happy

 

Heard your tweet earlier Benjamming on 20p along with Tigger's