Lost 'mine' about 3 days ago not in a good enough mood to go out tonight so Takeaway for one and some beers What about yourself?
Yeah I let her treat herself to 3 tins of paint from Wickes, it's buy 2 get 1 free at the moment but means she gets to paint 3 rooms this weekend, so she's happy. As a further treat, I'll be getting her a chinkie later, to save her cooking. I know, I spoil her.
Lost as in dead/misplaced/parted? Some fancy earrings, roses and a steak dinner. She earns 4x what I do so it pays to keep her happy.
I proposed to mine not long back. That should be enough... Nah, I got her a cheesy MoonPig card and some flowers. Such the helpless romantic
Found this on Twitter, thought it was funny. "Asked my wife what present she wanted for Valentines Day "Here's a clue, think of an ex England goalkeeper" apparently she meant Flowers not Seaman!"
Card. Tesco. £2.50. She was happy at 10 o'clock this morning and texted her kind regards etc. Then some bint at her work, whoes husband is away in Saudi, started receiving gifts from delivery companies. Flowers. Proscesso. Chocolates. More flowers. Twat's on about £100,000 a year. Suddenly my declaration of eternal love is downgraded to inadequate. Wait until that Emirates flight lands in 6 weeks time. I'll explain to him his obligations to his gender in no uncertain terms.
The key to days like this (valentines, birthday, christmass) is to disapoint them early. Dont get them **** for the first year. Then later you can start getting them things like a card. Since you set them up for bitter disapointment they get excited about something worth almost nothing. Saves you having to get them jewelry or any of that expensive crap.
I don't think "fanny" is a gender. Having said that, its a fair exchange for shagging all the arab tarts I guess.
she text me whilst at pub for the last four hours saying can you get me haribo starmix ... I bought two and I have a nice meal to eat upstairs .... and Ill get what I want later valentines day ... ****ing waste of time
Twenty quid bottle of claret. Seven quid steak. Other half is a veggie and hardly drinks. I cooked, obviously. I won and she didn't even spot it. Nice. Like a fine pair of leather shoes.
Bleeding checkout queues last night! Absolutely blocked with geezers holding bunches of flowers or potted plants. Stroll on.....
A particular poster on here who no one likes once used this word in the same context and everyone was up in arms about how vile a racist pig he is. I'm not calling you a racist happy, just noting it's interesting that no one picks up on you saying it, but should one of a certain few posters have used it, I can cast iron guarantee people would make a huge issue of it. What the **** are you doing at Wickes? It's the Halfrauds of the DIY world.
