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  1. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Very good <laugh>
     
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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Obi must be the chairman as he's the one handing out the jobs!
     
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  3. Obi Wan

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    And I'd be the one changing the club to be the 'Newcastle Badgers' to help maximise international commercial opportunities. <whistle>
     
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  4. Hugh Briss

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    Looks like you picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
     
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  5. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Could i be head coach. I would teach the forward players the art if the ginola and bring sexy football back.
     
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  6. Obi Wan

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    Sorted! It's yours. <ok>

    Hang on, do you know how to teach them the offside rule?
     
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  7. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    I'm very sad that I didn't get offered a position


    ..... I had my princess leia outfit & red wig ready <cry>
     
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  8. Obi Wan

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    That was supposed to be our secret. Anyway, I still haven't decided which position(s) yet. :)
     
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  9. maverix123

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    Having been on Look North recently, I feel that I should be involved in some sort of PR capacity role.....Can I be the Friday morning announcer please?
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    Yep, I'm all for giving part-time workers an opportunity if you just want to work Friday mornings. you'd have to work alongside Jimmy though, as he's baldyhead of PR.
     
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  11. 2010 tops dog

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    I would appoint boa as CEO and let him do the graft and bring us success.
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    Dear 2010 Top Dogs. Thank you for your recent application for the 'Head of Staff Recruitment' role. After careful consideration of your resume, we will unfortunately not be progressing your application at this time. This is due to the high volume of candidates applying who we feel have stronger credentials that are more suited to the role (candidates such as ACS's red wig, Agent Bruce's ripped up season ticket and Tash's empty tissue box).

    Thank you for your interest in NUFC. If you still want to be involved in recruiting football CEO's then we understand Sunderland may be looking for somebody with your skills and experience.
     
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  13. Freddd

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    I'll be pleased to provide insolvency advice at the close of the 2017 - 18 season
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    Oh yes you have you little fibber.
     
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