You own NUFC

Very good

 

Obi must be the chairman as he's the one handing out the jobs!

 

And I'd be the one changing the club to be the 'Newcastle Badgers' to help maximise international commercial opportunities.

 

Looks like you picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....

 

Could i be head coach. I would teach the forward players the art if the ginola and bring sexy football back.

 

Sorted! It's yours.

Hang on, do you know how to teach them the offside rule?

 

I'm very sad that I didn't get offered a position


..... I had my princess leia outfit & red wig ready

 

That was supposed to be our secret. Anyway, I still haven't decided which position(s) yet.

 

Having been on Look North recently, I feel that I should be involved in some sort of PR capacity role.....Can I be the Friday morning announcer please?

 

Yep, I'm all for giving part-time workers an opportunity if you just want to work Friday mornings. you'd have to work alongside Jimmy though, as he's baldyhead of PR.

 

I would appoint boa as CEO and let him do the graft and bring us success.

 

Dear 2010 Top Dogs. Thank you for your recent application for the 'Head of Staff Recruitment' role. After careful consideration of your resume, we will unfortunately not be progressing your application at this time. This is due to the high volume of candidates applying who we feel have stronger credentials that are more suited to the role (candidates such as ACS's red wig, Agent Bruce's ripped up season ticket and Tash's empty tissue box).

Thank you for your interest in NUFC. If you still want to be involved in recruiting football CEO's then we understand Sunderland may be looking for somebody with your skills and experience.

 

I'll be pleased to provide insolvency advice at the close of the 2017 - 18 season

 

Oh yes you have you little fibber.