Complete bollox ... they were actually planning to dig a tunnel from Argentina that would emerge in the Scilly Isles before dispersing by coach once on the mainland to cities like London, Manchester, Birmingham, Cardiff, Newcastle and Glasgow in time for the Britain's Got Talent auditions - the master plan culminates in swamping the competition with enough competitors that they win the final where the winning act then has the prime opportunity to assassinate the Royal family and (hopefully) Jonathan Ross at the Royal Variety Performance .... FACT ... some bloke called Snowden told me outside Halfords ... and not to breath a word .... damn ...
The country look is all the rage with the Neds and Nedettes. Hunter Wellies, Tweed, Burberry, Barbour and smack.
Here Dev there's a fella on the Hull board called Devils Advocate,I thought it was you and some of his jokes were similar but he's getting short shrift
And Britain was going to use Hayling Island as a staging post to invade Argentina. It helps to be near the enemy.