Savages to be sentenced on 20th February.

HitlER

Just sayin' likes.

 

The old saying is true, never trust a man who does'nt eat meat

 

I think you may be onto something there. Have you mentioned this to Eddie?

 

Correct Dev.

 

And Jews.

 

Honestly Bealey, how many different profiles have you got?

 

Beyond parody ...

 

Just not the millions slaughtered during the Shoah, eh?

Before the Great War, one senior politician pushed rigorously for us to defend the French by way of a huge land force. This same politician owned a chocolate factory in the north, and, funnily enough, he strongly recommended all soldiers be equipped with chocolate bars and cocoa blocks.

The soldiers did, in fact, leave for the front-line with chocolate and cocoa in their packs.

I wonder whose factory was given the contract to supply all those products...

Nests. Feathers.

 

That was the wispa doing the rounds at the time,rightly enough.

 

Bernard Matthews?

 

Just don't get careless...

 

I love a steak, bloody as hell.

 

George Michael? ... wouldn't put him in charge ... not sure he would lead from the front ... but for a rear guard action ...

 

We are carnivores by nature.

Vegetarians are wimps.

And anyway vegetables have a right to live as well. I mean just look at Toby for example.

 

My grandfather was a knight.

His name was Sir Loin.

 

Says the seven stone octogenarian

 

Come down to London old man and I'll kick your **** in

Square go

 

Wrong again tree hugger.

 

I ****in love eating meat ...


cock and animal products!


Vegetarians - by choice - can **** off.

 

I don't pick on effeminate junior assistant IT skinny geeks.

I ****in kill you ya ****in wimp.