Not much you can do with the auld Jeremy Kyles, or was it the farmer Giles, or even the Nobby Stiles, or the Ceramics, or the Plymouths, any more for the collection ? Whatever you do, don't have the operation, it's THE most painfull thing ever, better off living with them and thinking of other names for them.
Take laxatives Billy...so much easier crapping through an eye of needle when you have Royds. I am a fellow sufferer. Also bang in a few suppositorys..works a treat.
squat over a vice tighten it and stand up quickly, then soak in napalm and tcp.............it stings a bit
Chicken vindaloo. That Tom Tit's coming out regardless. Piles or no piles.... That'll be twenty quid, please. Dr Sid
Had the op years ago mate but they've come back. You're right like, it was like ****ting broken glass afterwards. Aye, got some arse bullets marra but staying at my mates helping her decorate & forgot to bring em with me.
When I had my op even the quack said " your first ***t will be like a red hot cannon ball wrapped up in a hedgehog" and he was right as we'll.
One for the older generation Rockford's - as in The Rockford Files starring James Garner in the seventies
And so the saga continues. No word is heard from Billy for hours on end Has he, hasn't he! Jeez the tension! Haway Billy gives us an update! Are you a few pounds lighter yet? Seriously though Billy, drink as much water as you can mate. You're very probably a little dehydrated which is often the main cause of this problem. You'll pee most of it away but some of it will get through and "soften up your load"
Is that like Schrodingers cat? Has he, hasn't he? Finally someone has explained it terms I can relate to.
