This made me laugh from BBC live text:
19:23:
Arsenal v Man Utd (1945 GMT)
How you all holding up, Manchester United fans? Sick of getting texts off work colleagues every weekend? Anxiously looking at the fixture list and suddenly dreading forthcoming trips to places like Selhurst Park and The Hawthorns?
I'm sure you at least take solace in the fact the club will spend millions revamping the squad in the summer, right?
Wrong, actually. Because, as BBC Sport's David Ornstein reports, United will not be looking to buy and sell "a huge number of players" this summer, according to executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward.
He warned large-scale changes could "destabilise" the team. Thoughts?