I think I'd have to take a week off work through stress if Liverpool won the league, and I ain't joking either
In 2005 when they quite unexpectedly won the champions league I went to the Lake District the following day. I was going anyway but it proved to be a superb way of getting away from it all!!! In a caravan with no TV, splendid.
Strong winds across the country- better pump some aimless high balls into the box. Mertesacker is a couple of inches shorter than Dan Burn so should be fine.