Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Getting there now almost done, head down and get the day over with.

 

I'm off to my bed, if anyone is in have a good night.

 

Night luv

 

Night all

 

Morning.

 

What?

 

That was ****ing quick, S-S

 

Bore da RHC.

 

Fixed

 

Huh?

 

Typical. My first day of taking boys to school whilst off and the eldest drops this bombshell on me ten minutes before going to school;

Son: "Daddy, its construction day at school"
Me: "Is it? What does that mean you'll be doing today?"
Son: "nothing, we just dress up in cloths of the job we want to do when we're older"
Gerrez thinks "oh ****"
Me: "Would you like to be a fireman?"
Son: "not sure"
Me: "you'll have a axe"
Son: "YES!!!"
Gerrez nicks the youngest fireman costume that was a Christmas box minus the hat that he couldn't find

The youngest is going as superman

 

Cael gafael ydych yn Saesneg idiot.

 

Always make me laugh when they do this at school my 6 year old had to do the same and went as a spy. What do you expect from a 6 year old? "Dad I want to go to school as a chartered accountant?"

 

TBF, there were a few good ones there but you can tell its the parent rather than child. One went as the teacher who wears a three piece suit every day, teacher was a spaceman.

 

#predictablecunt

 

That's us Welsh for you.

 

FFS

 

FFS, teaching your son poor English?

 

And cloths

 

How are all you welsh batards today? Bit of a heavy snowstorm here- coming down thick and fast. Looked out the window before starting work for the day and noticed that I can't see the road. Can't tell where the pavement ends and the road begins. Snow is over curb deep. Probably wouldn't impress anyone from snowy climes- but here that's pretty impressive.

Probably the most snow I've seen in my life- not that I've seen much snow- never seemed to snow in Cheshire after my parents bought a sledge- and over here we just get an inch or so periodically.




So Gerrez is a father again! Luv's going to have to do something to your balls to prevent that happening again. We know where RHC's daughter lives now... shouldn't be too hard to track her down now. Although- now you know she's Welsh- you probably don't want to. (kidding... Wales produces some stunning girls).


I'm not sure what my eldest wants to be- my wife and I have him pegged as a mad-scientist. My youngest we think is going to be an evil dictator- bound to be some small nation ripe for the plucking when she comes of age. Not sure what the middle one will be. She wants to be a vet- but that would be a bit of a let down if the other two are mad-scientists and evil dictators.