My debate with a Liverpool fan.

I posted a joke towards Liverpool on my facebook account and got a expected reply from a bin dipper! So here it is. Names obviously will not be included.

"Liverpool FC's games are now being shown live on Gay TV

Sky felt that the sight of 11 arseholes getting hammered for 90 minutes week in week out was just too explicit for their viewers.'

...Well atleast there off the History Channel!"

Liverpool fan - where the **** does your ****e team stand we took ya best player to a better club

Me - You're gloating about that?

Liverpool fan - an ur criticising a team thats had more glory in 2 years than your whole club has in its history m8

Me - 2 years? What have you done in the last 2 years?

Liverpool fan - champions league and FA cub in 2 seasons wa did u win ? an btw where did u come this year?

Me - When was this? Are you not getting the concept of the joke? Because you just proved it right.

Liverpool fan - hang on no1 we can tlk about history wtf have use won, an 2 for now!

Me - And I can post a joke without getting constant comments from Liverpool fans trying to defend the very little integrity there club has left. Now please, leave before you continue the growing HATE I have for your entire ****ing team.

Liverpool fan - m8 no offence buut your oppinion dntmean ****e to us

Me - Then why are you commenting?

Liverpool fan - coz ur speakin from ya ass m8

Me - No, I'm not. I actually haven't said anything.

You brought up Carroll, I just replied.
You brought up History, I just replied.
You started the conversation, I just replied.

You too offence to a joke which I didn't even make up. You're the one acting irrational and it's not necessary. If you don't care, then don't comment. It's simple."

It's been 20 minutes and he hasen't replied.

How can you not hate bin dippers? Everyone I've ever spoke to has been like this. Over sensitive and just plain stupid. They're a disgrace to the premier league and don't deserve any glory.

 

Oh deary me!

 

chin chin.

 

i won't make any friends by saying this but...Boris Johnson was spot on with what he said a while back. They're always playing the victim, they revel in it.

 

You should've just laughed as a response to every comment he left. I do a real life version of it by just laughing and walking off, people like that get so wound up

 

If you really want to hate Liverpoo fans take a look at this place
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/

 

Not looking for a reason to commit suicide!

 

hahaha immense

 

Is he from Liverpool?
It's worse when they're not

 

There not the best educated lot are they

 

My mackem next door neighbour becomes a Liverpool fan whenever S*nderland are relegated. So every other season more or less

 

He's not. He's from 'Tranmere' it's the little place next to Liverpool.

 

If they're scousers I find going "calm down, calm down" in a massively exaggerated scouse accent has the opposite effect.

 

I basically ended up telling a Southern Liverpool supporter, after he tried to belittle my club, that Barcelona were my favourite team next to Newcastle and Barca are clearly superior to Liverpool in every way, and he couldn't argue back because I've been to the Nou Camp but he's never been to Anfield.


edit: to those who know I live down south this might seem hypocritical but I was born + lived in Newcastle, family from there etc. etc.

 

I had similar battles after posting the following joke 'I'm not saying that Liverpool's a ****hole, but I went there the other day and there was a guy down the market selling fake Primark gear. '

I had the 'yeah we took your best player from you TO A BETTER CLUB u thick Geordie Prick'

I simply replied 'yeah, money well spent eh? *facepalm we'll use that massively overinflated fee to make us A BETTER CLUB than you #LFCbindipper'

I got tales of History, "our fanbase is 20 x yours worldwide" etc, and to say their stadium is better than SJP? He tipped the ArfaLobbon anger boat with that one...but my piss was boiling.....after that last comment i simply stated the following...

"Tonight I will be around yours while you sleep 2 kick your wifes back door in like Pervy Uncle Ken did to Big Andy after Boyzone #ScouseCunt'

Granted, not the most mature move I have ever made but damn, it made me feel better. I actually hate them more than Man Utd fans now.

I woke up yesterday morning to find my twitter account suspended for inciting violent threats HAHA I have missed out on 2 days worth of football based twitter, arguably the most exiting 2 days for a while (Joey & Nobby) and in turn I ****ing hate scousers even more than I did 3 days ago.

 

There's plenty of Liverpool ( so called ) supporters that haven't even been to Liverpool. Yesterday's glory hunters.

 

I used to despise the mancs but then i realised it would be far far worse if liverpool won the league. IMAGINE that. eugh.

 

It's not worth bloody thinking about!

 

Spence, in your signature you call me Arfaloom = will violently slap my erect penis round my grandma's face

Whats all that about? I'm hurt that my terrible player name/semi-erection pun has not been acknowledged haha

 

News Flash

Police in Liverpool announced that they had found a large quantity of arms, ammunition, knives and drugs, including cocaine stashed behind the Job Centre, Liverpool residents expressed their total shock at the news.......................they didn't know they had a job centre.











Courtesy Roy Chubby Brown