Do you reckon there's a 3rd brother knocking about who's just total **** at football, every time they're all together they watch highlights of Thorgan and Eden's silky tricks on YouTube and he's trying to get them to watch the video of the naughty dog and Charlie bit my finger.
Ha, he'll be like a **** boxer or summat, or a failed chocolate maker. The only thing keeping him from a life of crime is that he's Belgian, and they don't do that ****.
Eden has two other brothers besides Thorgen. Kylian and Ethan, both footballers apparently. Oh his dad was a footballer as well. So was his mother. Obviously!
Not a 5-a-side team you wanna come up against in front of a lass you wanna hoy it up. Smug, throwaway comment mate, I'm aware there have been naughty Belgians. If there wasn't then Poirot would have been a chef.
