The I would swim the Channel if Katchit wins the Champion Hurdle Thread

Its that time again, in the light of what has happened before...(sure someone will tell the story)

Which statement are going going to put up about the Cheltenham festival?


I will go first


Annie Power will not win the World Hurdle.

 

Mullins will have no more than 2 winners.

 

Especially if she runs in the Champion Hurdle which, if the going is heavy, I hope she will.

 

Cue Card will not win the Gold Cup

 

Neither will Al Ferof.

 

if Champagne fever wins the Arkle

 

taking a big chance with that one wooly

 

Who was it who said he’d run starkers down his local High Street if either Hurricane Fly or Rock on Ruby won last year’s ‘Champion Hurdle’?!? Still at least the said chap was half right and all the locals got to enjoy a fine sight.

In this thread people you are supposed to say things that won’t happen which are quoted around Evens by those bookie chappies not a 100/1 shot!

I’ll say I’ll run starkers down my local High Street if Willie Mullins has a novice hurdle winner at the Festival.

 

Get limbering up old boy

 

They are still talking about the naked gollum of Chippenham after your last effort.

 

Who was that imbecile on the old 606 who said he'd get a tattoo of Mr henderson on his backside if Binocular won the 2010 champion Hurdle?

 

Was it Barney?

 

No

 

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Neither Bobs Worth or Vautour will win at the Festival

 

I should change that to say even getting placed! He just wont and cant get up the hill

 

Bobs worth yes! Vautour no!

 

Surprised no-one has named this one. Big Bucks WON'T be winning the World Hurdle. This isn't the lay of the Festival, it's the lay of the Year.

 

No Irish trained horse will finish in the first three in the Gold Cup!