Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Then why have a go at me for calling her 'The wife'?

Explain this.

 

Because she's not my wife


Her name is Julie and her family call her Ju. I elaborated

 

People call their girlfiends 'The wife' too.

I call mine 'The MILF'.

Very funny if not a little anti-semitic.

 

My mate's mum asked him what MILF meant the other day

 

Why. Is she a spuds supporter?

 

My ex was called Julie and I used to call her that, amongst other things!

 

Maybe Gerrez got your sloppy seconds?

 

Dont think so mate,Gez has been with is Mrs for ages. I split with mine 4 years ago

 

I like the term sunroof

 

Almost eleven years

 

Racist!

 

****ing hell how has she coped

 

I think Gerrez is a romantic really, flower petals on the bed and all that

 

Been with Mrs luv for 17 years.

 

Double that for me!

 

No one can help loving me

Get to ****

I proposed on Christmas day. I wrapped the ring and when she opened it I said "well, you know what that is. Guess we're engaged" #romance

 

You have two Mrs Luvs???

 

I almost never get on the pub thread much anymore... and what happens?

Gerrez gets someone pregnant! I should have stuck around to prevent this.

You're not related to Raheem are you?

Get sleep and ear plugs whilst you still can!

This isn't your first is it?


/ used to call my wife ho-biscuit affectionately. Not sure what a ho-biscuit is but it had a ring to it.
// she asked me to stop so I did.

 

Double the years = double the luv I suppose.

 

I knew it you soft bugger!