Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

So thinking they aren't bad = knobhead

Never heard them is worse crime = ****hound

What if someone thinks they're ****?

I'm just trying to get an importance of swearwords in your limited vocabulary

 

They're ****.

 

If only they could write songs like "What Does the Fox Say"

 

I did. I wrote a song just like it. It was called 'What does the DR say?'

 

And what a tune it was duckie

 

<3

 

one hour and forty-two minutes to go

 

Till the wife splits?

 

My vocabulary is many things, but 'limited' is not even on the radar.

 

Not that you're counting or anything

Ugh Zingy, thought a Romeo like you would've been able to choose nicer words!

 

#predictablewanker

 

Is cuddling and spooning? Eric and Sweats told me to ask

 

In relation to ****ing what?

 

You answered your question?

 

1. she isn't my wife

2. it's coming out the sun roof

3. that's in about thirty hours

 

1. Figure of speech

2. Splits = Cut Open

3. <3

 

I bet your good lady would be delighted to hear that description, especially "it's"

 

I have to say "it's" since I don't know if it's a boy or girl. the mrs says the sun roof thing, that's where I got it from

 

Miss*

 

It's the mrs still, that is not a term I use to signal my relationship status, its just means the other half

TBF, I usually call her "the jew" but suspect I'd get some racial **** on here for that