Oh we have a live one here, don't worry boring ****, we'll be chatting to you soon enough, as for now, you mean **** all.
If Jozy scores the winner in the final the front page headline will likely be : "Life found on Jupiter" Both scenarios are equally probable
Commode1, 20 thousand plus posts? Really? FFS pet, go and have a word with your ladyboy partner about getting a life.
So, let me get this right ........ following your example, 'getting a life' means posting humourless drivel, night and day, on the board of a club you have no connection with Nah, don't fancy that tbh sounds like the kind of thing only a sad friendless w**ker would do.
This saints fella is a bit of a div like. This is the daft **** who reckoned he went to Hull mid week, like **** did he.
He's a known liar on the boards. He's not even from Southampton. He thinks he roams around the boards winding everyone up ...... in truth he's like that snotty kid who just wanted to play with the big boys and was never allowed to. His kind of infantile humour was last seen in 'mixed infants'
He is a bit of a thickie mind. The other day when he reckoned he went to Hull, within 2 hours he was on here, on the SAFC board. So 1. He went to Hull, and whilst travelling back, he thought 'good idea, i'll use my phone and go onto a random internet football forum, cos i'm not bothered that we just had a great away wim'. 2. He was sat in his bedroom, starting at his one direction posters, thinking which one will i have a **** over tonight, when his mum banged on the door asking him to stop all the noise, and offered him a hot cup of milk. So he drank his milk then thought, i 'll go and pretend i've been to a football game, them Sunderland lads will be well impressed. I'm guessing option 2.
He's originally from nowhere near Southampton and has no real connection with them. He's a bit of a drifter who's lived all over the place, I have that on good authority from a non-Sunderland lad.
Bit of a drifter, bit of a mong also. He isn't even funny, nor insulting, a bit of a non entity really.
And therefore lacking the 2 basic requirements of any decent wum ....... ironically the only person he ever makes laugh or winds up is himself
Spurs dismantle hapless Cardiff side. (Let's be honest - if WE win, then the papers will forget there was even a cup final!)
