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Very OT: The Growth!!! (not for the faint hearted)

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Feb 4, 2014.

  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I would say yeah he could write a damned fine article but...

    a) he always had to be right no matter what

    b) would insult people disagreeing with him

    c) would drop ****e and run.

    combine all 3 and lads just didn't like it and gave him no leeway at all.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What's MFG got to do with my growth? Hang on <yikes>
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You haven't been letting him anywhere near your penis have you?

    Not been rufied recently?

    Sleep with your doors and windows locked?


    It is highly possible that MFG has placed some voodoo curse on your penis. You should have agreed when he told you Rafa is God and Rodgers the Antichrist.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I was actually postulating that MFG WAS my growth <yikes>
     
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  5. Redbrynner

    Redbrynner Well-Known Member

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    I get sebaceous cysts.

    Got one next to my ear at the moment. have had one on my eye lid and a great bicker conker of one on my cheek just below my eye.

    Havent had one one my knob yet
     
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  6. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    RHC is always talking about dicks. I'm not saying he's gay, but everyone he's been PMing on here should be worried <ok>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's typical of you <doh>

    In other news, I didn't have to go to A & E on Saturday as The Growth has subsided significantly. I was even able to use The Hammerhead <yikes>TM over the weekend <ok>
     
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  8. You only had one piss...? <yikes>
     
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  9. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    So there are badger sets left in Warrington?
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No. I had lots of pisses. Just the one shag <ok>
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    #zerosignificance
     
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  12. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    The ones who's phone numbers he has should be even more so. <ok>
     
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  13. Does your mrs know?
     
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  14. Gonzo's alright #femaleanyway
     
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