I like your jokes even though I have heard a lot of them before but I've forgot them so we have a new audienceSo keep them coming!
Have to agree with this. I can watch programmes and films or read books across pretty much all genres other than science fiction and fantasy. Always thought they were complete bollocks if i'm being honest. Still, each to their own and all that.
Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife, with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious, dark-side, underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was £5,000. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn't have any cash to hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying a single £1 Coin resting inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes and reluctantly agreed to accept the £1 as down payment for the dirty deed. A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Tesco Super Store. There, he surprised her in the Produce Department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands and, as the poor unsuspecting woman slumped to the floor and drew her last breath, the Manager of the Produce Department stumbled, unexpectedly, onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses, ol' Artie had no choice but to strangle the Produce Manager as well. However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by hidden security cameras and observed by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the store. Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested. The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared . . . . . ……….'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for £1.00 AT TESCO!'
A lady was weeding her garden and accidentally cut off the tail of their cat which had been hiding in the long grass. The cat was rushed along with the tail, over to TESCO'S Why TESCO'S HELLOOOOOOOOO? TESCO'S - is the largest re-tailer in the UK
Anyway back to the muzak. Imagination were some band. Always remember Leeeeeeeeeeee simulating sex with his piano on TOTP. "It's Just An Illusion"
Kajagoogoo another that should have been taken out and shot please log in to view this image See Dev in the pinstripe http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...ogoo-Codger-googoo-reunite-tour-25-years.html
Oh i dunno - same as any other decade i would guess. For all the dross there was also some brilliant stuff.
Nah Dan, the 80s really were ****e. Apart from a bit of the New Wave scene at the beginning and the rave scene at the end the rest of it was utter dross.
