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Cortese's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jan 23, 2014.

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  1. tomw24

    tomw24 Well-Known Member
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    Ouch! <laugh>
     
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  2. fatletiss

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    an awkward place to try and pee on too
     
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  3. Joe!

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    You have to lie down on your back and pee directly upwards (adjusting for wind obviously).
     
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  4. Dan

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    Well, you could just ask someone to help. I mean, you helped when your best friend's sister/your future wife couldn't get the angle to pee on herself right.
     
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  5. fran-MLs little camera

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    We are 16th in the Fair Play league. We always used to be high up in the goodie two shoes competition, even in our previous PL incarnation. Presumably all part of our new style...we do a lot of tackling and interceptions in the middle of the pitch.
     
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  6. Joe!

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    I wonder if pissing on someone else's balls is a genuine fetish.
     
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  7. fatletiss

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    Not for me it isn't. Good luck with your research on that!
     
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  8. Joe!

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    Found nothing yet.
     
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    Another update from Sochi... this time, mirrored toilet ceilings...


    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. Piebacca

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    Off to France tonight. Night ferry from pompey, then drive down tomorrow.:)
     
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  11. fatletiss

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    Holiday? Work? where you going? Nosey aren't I ?
     
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  12. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Thought this could do with an attentive audience. Whether or not you agree with Fracking, I think you'll all agree that people have the right to voice their opinions in protest as to whether they want it or don't want it. Of course, those protesters need to be properly policed as well. So it can come as a bit of a shock when the police force uses tactics that could be suggested as criminal. The video is several minutes long, but the piece I am referring to is when the policeman turns on the cameraman recording the event. Sadly, this sort of behaviour of our police force doesn't surprise me. One can only hope this chap is one of a very small minority:
    [video]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fc7_1391532479[/video]
     
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  13. Piebacca

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    Few days of skiing in Alpe d'Huez with some friends.
     
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  14. fatletiss

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    nice
     
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    ergh that officer was such a ****
     
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  16. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    The cameraman is suing that particular police force. I think, with good reason too.
     
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  17. Jose Fonte baby

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    Stuff like this is why people don't respect the police. Guildford 4, Mark Duggan, Hillsborough, need I go on?
     
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    To be honest the bloke filming is a bit of a tit as well.
     
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  20. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    But he isn't being offensive or breaking the law. With respect, being a bit of a tit is not the issue here.
     
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