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OT. The Office Next Door

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Never thought for a minute that I would <laugh>
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    No, the doctor never stayed put long enough to have an office.
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    RHCs hand doesn't have eyes.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    #somewhatcontrived
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    things very far away look very very small. ero making something that LOOKS really small cos its billions of miles away look a bit bigger. is indeed akin to making your small cock look a little bigger.. hence # telescope or microscope

    I humbly submit that you've been hoisted on your own petard on this one.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    'by' FFS <doh>

    If you saw my cock from 5 miles away, it would look small. If you saw it from 5 feet away, you'd **** yourself <laugh>
     
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  7. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    My mind is telling me no but my body my body's telling me yes
    I (baby) don't want to hurt nobody
    But there is something that I must confess.. (chill)

    I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind
    I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind

    See I know just what you want and I know just what you need girl
    So baby bring your body to me (bring your body here)
    I'm not fooling around with you baby
    My love is true (with you) with you is where I want to be, girl see
    you need someone someone like me to satisfy your every needs

    I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind
    I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind

    You say he's not treating you right
    Then lady spend the night now
    I'll love you like you need to be love (girl why don't you try some of me)
    No need to look no more because I've opened up my door
    You'll never feel another love you see
    you need someone, someone like me girl to make love to you baby constantly
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Can I quote you on that? :p

     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Vary unskillfully edited RHC post. You wouldn't want it stuck up your yank-polluted arsehole.
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    some "ladies" would love it.
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    on if i have a telescope, you said so yourself.
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Misquote <ok>
     
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  13. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I humbly submit the following:

    http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/hoist with own petard

    "hoist with your own petard also hoist on your own petard
    to be harmed by something that was intended by you to harm someone else The most enjoyable moment in any action film occurs when the villain is hoist with his own petard.
    Etymology: based on the literal meaning of hoist by your own petard (blown into the air by your own explosive device), an expression made popular in Shakespeare's play, â&#8364;&#339;Hamletâ&#8364;

    With by or on are equally valid, ergo your FFS just blew up in your face.

    "here's letters seal'd, and my two schoolfellows,
    Whom I will trust as I will adders fang'd&#8212;
    They bear the mandate, they must sweep my way
    And marshal me to knavery. Let it work;
    For 'tis the sport to have the enginer
    Hoist with his own petard, an't shall go hard
    But I will delve one yard below their mines
    And blow them at the moon."

    I humbly submit once more... how can one indirect quote "by" be more accurate than another "on"
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I humbly submit that you've been hoisted on your own petard on this one.

    You said "on". I said "by". The latter is far more concomitant with the "with" you quote. Now. About the office next door <laugh>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    One of them was in the foyer earlier on the phone. Calling random men/punters/satanists/baby dove purveyors? <yikes>
     
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  16. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Sex partners?
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    "men/punters/satanists/baby dove purveyors"

    What the **** do you think these are?
     
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  18. Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ. Active Member

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    Its been 10 days, any more news?
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No Mate. They've been keeping a very low profile. Possibly on the radar of the vice squad, or perhaps a crack team of exorcists <yikes>
     
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  20. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Why don't you just ask the girls what they do ?
     
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